how (apparently) NOT to pack

I leave for Denmark in two days. I just started packing tonight. Apparently I should have started packing five days ago... judging from the reaction I get everytime I tell someone that my suitcase is still completely empty.

I hate packing. However, I do have a remarkable system capable of tackling the most difficult pack jobs. Here it is!

Step 1: Lay out shoes.



Step 2: Make a list.

Step 3: Get an empty suitcase.

Step 5: Make a mess.

Step 6: Fill suitcase very neatly.

DONE!

Just kidding. This is everything that I still have yet to pack. Maybe my system isn't as good as I thought. At least I still have two more days!



Did I mention I hate packing?